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Sharp-witted comedian & social observer

Alice Brine

New Zealand-born, London-based Alice Brine delivers chaotic, sharp-witted comedy through bulletproof analogies and unexpected punchlines. Her slightly unhinged performances transform ordinary experiences into extraordinary humor, tackling social issues with salty, unfiltered observations that leave audiences both challenged and entertained, their sides aching, and minds buzzing with fresh perspectives.

Trusted by Ed Byrne, Alan Carr, Grace Campbell, The Jonathan Ross Show, Wheely Funny

Alice Brine
Alice Brine

Alice Brine

London, United Kingdom

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£2k–5k

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  • New Zealand comedian with sharp wit and unfiltered humour
  • Creator of viral social commentary shared millions of times worldwide
  • Performed at the Edinburgh Fringe and The Apollo
Alice Brine is a New Zealand-born comedian who delivers chaotic, sharp-witted performances that captivate audiences with her distinctly salty brand of humour and unfiltered observations on everyday life. Alice's rise through the New Zealand comedy scene was swift. She sold out consecutive festival runs with her shows Brinestorm and No One Puts Briney In The Corner, the latter earning her a nomination for the prestigious Billy T Award. Her honest, relatable stage persona and willingness to tackle awkward truths with humour quickly made her a crowd favourite, and she was selected to support Ed Byrne on tour during only her third ever gig. Since moving to the UK in 2018, Alice has rapidly ascended in comedy circles, supporting comedians Alan Carr and Grace Campbell on tour and appearing on television programmes such as The Jonathan Ross Show. Her viral social media post about consent, which garnered over 5 million shares worldwide, demonstrated her talent for delivering pointed social commentary in a way that is both accessible and disarmingly funny. She currently hosts the Wheely Funny comedy night in London, featuring a rotation of established and up-and-coming comedy acts. Alice's slightly unhinged live sets combine cultural observations with personal stories, and her honest, candid stage persona establishes an immediate connection that makes even her most outrageous material feel relatable. Book Alice Brine for an unforgettable night of comedy that perfectly balances sharp social commentary with laugh-out-loud storytelling.

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Why we recommend booking Alice

Alice Brine transforms ordinary experiences into extraordinary comedy with her chaotic, sharp-witted performances that have captivated audiences from Wellington to London. Book this unfiltered comedian for your next corporate event to give your team an unforgettable night of laughter that perfectly balances social commentary with relatable storytelling.

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Trusted by Ed Byrne, Alan Carr, Grace Campbell, The Jonathan Ross Show, Wheely Funny

Testimonials

Right from the start, Alice hits the nail on the head.

U.S Teen Vogue

One of the biggest and most eye-opening mic drops there ever was.

Bustle.com

Superb. Serious applause to Alice.

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What is Alice Brine's stage presence like?

Alice Brine performs stand-up sets that combine personal storytelling with cultural observation, drawing on candid autobiographical material to frame social commentary. Her live format is built around an unfiltered stage persona that moves between anecdote and pointed commentary, a style she has developed across solo festival shows and support slots on major tours.

What topics does Alice Brine specialise in?

Alice Brine performs stand-up comedy and live hosting, with credits including her solo shows Brinestorm and No One Puts Briney In The Corner, suiting comedy nights, corporate entertainment, and live event audiences. She received a Billy T Award nomination and has supported Alan Carr and Grace Campbell on tour, with a television appearance on The Jonathan Ross Show.

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The typical fee range is the speaker's standard in-person fee in their home market, shown in their local currency. It moves with format, location, date and session length: virtual sessions and shorter slots usually cost less, while international travel and peak dates cost more. Send your brief to PepTalk and the team will confirm the exact fee in your currency.

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What does 'typical fee range' mean?

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