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Hal Cruttenden

Engage your audience with laughter and charm through the comedic talents of Hal Cruttenden, speaker, comedian, and entertainer.

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Hal Cruttenden, Comedian | Entertainer & Awards Host
Hal Cruttenden

Hal Cruttenden

London, United Kingdom

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£2k–5k

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Hal Cruttenden's biography

At a glance

  • Internationally renowned comedian and entertainer
  • Performer at Edinburgh Fringe Festival
  • Appeared on Live at the Apollo, Mock the Week, and Have I Got News for You
Hal Cruttenden is an internationally recognised comedian, entertainer, and awards host. He has gained popularity across continents and platforms, making him a strong choice for various entertainment needs, whether as a host or a stand-up act. Cruttenden has performed at notable events like the Edinburgh Fringe Festival and has sold out shows throughout the UK. His engaging style appeals to diverse audiences, making him a sought-after performer for live comedy gigs worldwide. He has appeared on well-known TV shows such as Live at the Apollo, Mock the Week, and Have I Got News for You, demonstrating his versatility in comedy. With a background in acting and writing, Cruttenden has established himself in radio and television as well. Hal has decades of experience, and he is well-equipped to meet your entertainment requirements at any event. Contact PepTalk for Hal's availability and fees.

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Why we recommend booking Hal

Book Hal Cruttenden to elevate your event with his infectious humour and captivating presence. His extensive experience and versatility ensure a memorable experience that resonates with all audiences, making him the ideal choice for any occasion.

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Testimonials

Clearly on top form, Cruttenden consistently delivers full on laughs ★★★★★

Edinburgh Evening News

Reminded me of how much I love stand up

Dominic Maxwell

The Times

Hal was brilliant. It's a super-tough crowd in that room and he had them very well entertained.

Featured Projects

Hal Cruttenden - Straight Outta Cruttenden book cover
Hal Cruttenden - Hal Cruttenden Live: Tough Luvvie book cover
Hal Cruttenden - It's Best You Hear It From Me book cover

frequently asked questions

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How do I book Hal Cruttenden for my next event?
Email hal.cruttenden@getapeptalk.com or call PepTalk on +44 20 3835 2929 (UK) or +1 737 888 5112 (US), and one of our speaker agents will contact you within hours to confirm Hal's availability and fees. If you can, please include your budget upfront – it helps us fast-track your request. It’s also helpful to know the date, format (virtual or in-person), location, and a bit about your audience.
What is Hal Cruttenden's stage presence like?
Hal Cruttenden delivers stand-up comedy drawn from observational material, performed in a conversational style developed across live touring shows and television appearances including Live at the Apollo and Mock the Week. His format suits both stand-alone comedy sets and hosted event formats, with experience across Edinburgh Fringe Festival runs and sold-out UK tours.
What topics does Hal Cruttenden specialise in?
Hal Cruttenden performs stand-up comedy, awards hosting, and after-dinner entertainment, suiting live corporate events, gigs, and broad audience formats. He has appeared on Live at the Apollo, Mock the Week, and Have I Got News for You, and has sold out shows across the UK including at the Edinburgh Fringe Festival.
Can PepTalk help plan the speaker programme for my event?

Yes. Beyond booking a single speaker, PepTalk helps shape a full programme, matching voices to your agenda, audience, and goals across a day or a series. It is a consultative service, not just a booking. Tell us about your event at getapeptalk.com.

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What's the difference between a keynote speaker, an MC, and event entertainment?

A keynote speaker delivers an inspiring or informative talk. An MC hosts and guides the event, keeping things on track. Entertainment — like a band or comedian — creates atmosphere and fun. Each serves a different purpose, and PepTalk can help you book the right talent for all three.

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Life happens! Most speaker bookings can be rescheduled with reasonable notice. Cancellation terms vary by speaker, but PepTalk handles all the details & contracts transparently upfront so there are no surprises. Our team supports you through any changes, making the process as smooth as possible.

Have all the speakers on the website previously worked with PepTalk?

Not necessarily. While the speakers listed on our website may not have worked with PepTalk in the past, they are recognized professionals in the industry and known to engage in similar events and engagements. Alongside direct talent, we work with a wide variety of speaker agents and talent agencies, to ensure we have the best selection of speakers, hosts, comedians and entertainers available.

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Can I book entertainment and speakers as a package?

Yes! At PepTalk, you can absolutely bundle entertainment and speakers into one seamless package. It's a great way to create a fuller event experience while enjoying simplified booking and better value. Our team handles everything together, making the process effortless for you.

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How far in advance should I book a motivational speaker?

Book a motivational speaker at least 3–6 months in advance, especially for popular speakers or large events. Top speakers get booked quickly, so earlier is always better. For major conferences or peak seasons, booking 12 months ahead ensures you secure your first choice.

Help, I need a last-minute speaker for my event!

No problem! We often handle last-minute requests and can secure or replace a speaker, comedian, awards or event host quickly — almost anywhere in the world. However, speaker availability might be limited as the event date approaches. Email hello@getapeptalk.com with your requirements.