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David Whitney

Engage your audience with a unique blend of political satire and humor that will leave them laughing with David Whitney, comedian, entertainer and political satirist.

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David Whitney, Comedian | Actor, Bagpiper, Satirist
David Whitney

David Whitney

London, United Kingdom

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£2k–5k

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David Whitney's biography

At a glance

  • Stand-up comedian performing in top comedy clubs in the UK and abroad
  • Starred in the award-winning indie film GUARDIANS
  • Played bagpipes at Gwen Stefani's wedding
David Whitney was born in Aberdeen into a military family, spending his childhood moving between army camps across the globe. He attended Gordons, a military school in Surrey, where he mastered the bagpipes and picked up an English accent. Initially on track to join the British Army, he made a last-minute pivot, choosing the drama school path instead. Drama Centre London became his new home, where he trained from 1998 to 2001 under the guidance of renowned mentors Christopher Fettes and Yat Malmgren. David's love for theatre flourished after graduation, performing Shakespearean roles like Mercutio and MacDuff across the UK. However, his path took a sharp turn when, in a bid to impress an agent, he slightly exaggerated his experiences and landed his first stand-up gig at the prestigious Friars Club in Beverly Hills. This marked the beginning of his comedic journey, and he has since become a regular at top comedy venues around the UK and beyond. Outside of comedy, David's bagpiping skills have also led him to perform at major events, including Gwen Stefani’s wedding, the Royal Tournament, and Queen Elizabeth Hall. Despite his success in stand-up, he remains active in acting, with roles in the BAFTA-winning comedy Fonejacker and recent films like Lair, alongside Oded Fehr. His work in independent cinema has also garnered attention, with his feature film GUARDIANS winning 18 awards and becoming available on Sky Box Office and iTunes. David’s comedy blends sharp political satire with a dose of cheeky humour, making him a favourite for those who enjoy witty, irreverent takes on the world around them. His quick wit and engaging delivery always leave audiences laughing and wanting more.

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Why we recommend booking David

Book David for your next event to enjoy a unique blend of sharp political satire and hilarious storytelling. His captivating performances, combined with his bagpiping skills, guarantee an unforgettable experience that will leave your audience laughing and engaged.

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Trusted by Friars Club, Fonejacker, Sky Box Office, iTunes

Testimonials

But whoever the 'real' David Whitney is, one thing is certain: that he's got a well-defined sense of comedy which – when delivered with the impassioned hard sell he gives to all his routine – guarantees laughs.

Chortle

David! you are hilarious! and everyone should see your show at ed fringe!

Eddie Pepitone

Featured Projects

David Whitney - Live At The Backyard Comedy Club podcast cover
David Whitney - Guardians book cover

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What is David Whitney's stage presence like?
David Whitney delivers stand-up sets built around sharp political satire interwoven with cheeky observational humour, drawing on his background spanning military upbringing, drama training, and acting. His stage delivery is shaped by formal theatrical training at Drama Centre London, which informs a structured, character-aware performance style that distinguishes his comedy from more conversational formats.
What topics does David Whitney specialise in?
David Whitney performs stand-up comedy at club venues across the UK and internationally, with material rooted in political satire and irreverent humour, and has also appeared as a bagpiper at high-profile events including Gwen Stefani's wedding and the Royal Tournament. He trained at Drama Centre London and has screen credits including the BAFTA-winning comedy Fonejacker and the feature film GUARDIANS, which won 18 awards and was released on Sky Box Office and iTunes.
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